Dressed to Kill

It’s almost October, and that means that we’re only a few weeks away from Halloween. And I love Halloween. I love it because…well, because of this…

My little pumpkin

Azita is so cute in a costume, like this pumpkin costume she inherited from her cousins. And, Azita loves costumes, too. When she tried this one on, she insisted on wearing it for the whole morning, even the hat. And she hates hats.

I guess I just know that Halloween with Azita will be magical.

Halloween wasn’t always magical for me, though. My mother wasn’t exactly the PTA type, and she rarely got into the spirit of helping her children participate in the experiences that make people feel nostalgic about childhood. Halloween fell squarely in that category. One year she dressed my sister and I up like Little Red Riding Hood, and that was really fun. Things went downhill after that.

When I was in the third grade, my sister and I started at a new school. We were desperate to fit in, and things weren’t going so well. The Halloween parade seemed to be our chance to wow our classmates and show them just how cool we were. So, we began our campaign for coolness early, as in on the first day of school. Specifically, we wanted one of those store-bought costumes, something like Princess Leia or a Care Bear or Jem. We begged for a month, and with Halloween just a few days away, we began to realize that this thing we wanted was not going to happen.

But then on the night before Halloween, my mother took us to Dart Drug and let us loose in the seasonal section. Which was really awesome. Except there were no costumes left. Actually, there were costumes left. There was an entire rack of costumes for us to choose from. Our choices were any of the four band members of KISS. Yup. The guys who paint their faces and rock n’ roll all night and party every day. So what could we do? This was how I found myself on the morning of Halloween, getting dressed as Gene Simmons.

That’s when the real disaster struck. As I tried to slip in to my costume, I lost my balance and my foot went right through the plastic ripping my costume in half. The school bus was arriving in just minutes, and I had nothing to wear to the Halloween parade.

That’s when my mother had her brilliant idea, which is actually when the real disaster struck. She disappeared into her room and reappeared holding a traditional Kurdish costume. Made entirely of shiny fabric and emblazened with sequins, metallic rickrack and little round mirrors, it consisted of a shirt, a vest, a giant poofy skirt, and a voluminous pair of pants. A pair of slippers befitting a genie accompanied the outfit.

I died on the spot. This was not the sort of cool I was going for, but what choice did I have? So I put the costume on, and what comes next will haunt me forever. It was at this point that my mother insisted I make use of the mask that accompanied the now destroyed Gene Simmons costume, because it would be a waste, after all.

And this is how I participated in the Laurel Ridge Elementary Halloween parade dressed as a Kurdish dancer who looked remarkably like Gene Simmons. I’m pretty sure this is also why I was never cool in high school. Traumatic events like this can scar a person for life, and this one did. To this day, my sister and I die of laughter when we even think about this day. Die. We’ve died a thousand deaths just thinking about it.

Which is why I care so much about Halloween for Azita, because it matters. Childhood memories matter. They are things you can hold on to, and by George, Azita will have many fun Halloweens to remember fondly in 30 years.

But I can pretty much guarantee that they will be even more special to me.

Peace and Quiet

At some point when I was a child I started to have anxiety about my relationship with my mother. I guess I should say I was afraid of her. I can remember waiting for her to pick me up from school and feeling my heart race. I just never knew what kind of mood she would be in. Would she greet me with a kiss and hug or by hurling insults at me. I felt like I was on death row, waiting for the executioner.

Even now just remembering those times and describing them I feel the same anxiety. This feeling only got worse as I grew older. By the time I moved away and went to college I would have a panic attack every time the phone rang and I saw my parent’s phone number on the caller ID.

This anxiety has tinged every communication, every interaction that I can remember with my mother. Sometimes I feel like my life is one giant panic attack.

When I was pregnant with Azita my mother cut off all communication between me and my father and her. For over a year we did not talk. They missed the first 7 months of Azita’s life. When I think of what was missed, what can never be gotten back, I feel an immense sadness. At the same time I realize that for one year of my life there was virtually no anxiety in my life. When the phone rang or when I interacted with people personally I didn’t have heart palpitations and break out in a cold sweat.

While I am glad for my parents to be able to see first hand just how special Azita is and to grow to feel about her even a fraction of what I feel for her, I miss that feeling. At the time I sometimes mistook the feeling for emptiness, but in hindsight I can see that it was peace. And quiet.

And I really, really miss it.

I Made Myself!

When my sister and I were little, our aunt used to buy us little gifts for every occasion. Our parents weren’t very much the gift-giving types, so we always looked forward to her gifts. They were so delectably girly — flowered stationary, little porcelain, hand-painted trinket boxes, velvet bags filled with brightly-colored glass marbles. They were simple, but thoughtful, gifts, and while I don’t really remember them all I do remember loving them and the sentiment they conveyed.

There is one gift in particular that I do remember, however. It was my sister’s birthday. My aunt presented my sister with a purse. It was an octagonal, wooden purse with a tortoiseshell handle, and it came in a box with wood stain and paints to decorate it. To be honest, she never opened the box, because the best part of the present was the packaging. Written on the box was an explanation of how one could assemble the purse and embellish it, and it ended with one of the best typos I’ve ever read:

And then you can say, “I made myself.”

My sister and I laughed uproariously when we read it. I know you’re all thinking, this really isn’t that funny. But we thought it was, and we still do. Whenever one of us does something crafty, we always have the same response. “And then you can say,”  my sister says. “I made myself,” I’ll finish. And we’ll lose it, our laughter mingling as it did when we were young.

Well, I’ve been feeling crafty as you all know, and ladies and gentleman, I present to you proof of said craftiness:

Sparkling Bib Necklace

Sparkling Bib Necklace

If this doesn’t qualify for an “I made myself,” I don’t know what does.